Moose Drool

akpd25:     ello?
Chip8102:    hey.
akpd25:     who r u dude!
Chip8102:     I got your other IM...and...you were talking to my away message, fyi.
akpd25:     thank u !
Chip8102:     anytime.
akpd25:     do u love me?
akpd25:     i need love my doctor says
Chip8102:     um...
akpd25:     do u ????????????
akpd25:     ¿
Chip8102:     depends who you are...
akpd25:     i luv u....
akpd25:     i am a horse type of guy
Chip8102:     you are a horse? a horse that can type??
Chip8102:     amazing!
akpd25:     yea i kno
Chip8102:     well, I'm a moose!
akpd25:     no!
akpd25:     really?
Chip8102:     nice to meet you, horse!
akpd25:     thanx moose!
Chip8102:     did you know that moose are one of the most dangerous animals in north america????
akpd25:     u r prettiful
akpd25:     u r?
Chip8102:     I will attack you!
akpd25:     ahhhhhhhhhhhhh mommy!
Chip8102:     *grrrr*
akpd25:     wahhhhhhhhhhhhh mommy im dieing
akpd25:     over the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chip8102:     *bites you*
Chip8102:     *stomps on you*
akpd25:     ahhhh im bleeding
akpd25:     wuts up buttercup
Chip8102:     what?
akpd25:     how r ye?
akpd25:     ¿
akpd25:     how
akpd25:     r
akpd25:     u
akpd25:     ????
Chip8102:     durrrrr
Chip8102:     *drools*
Chip8102:     want some moose drool?
akpd25:     my IQ is 23
akpd25:     yes please
akpd25:     with a side order of wasabi
Chip8102:     how old are you?
akpd25:     2356
akpd25:     im older than yoda
Chip8102:     well, you need to be over 21 to drink moose drool...since moose drool is a type of beer...durr...
akpd25:     im over 21
Chip8102:     wasabi is goood
Chip8102:     it's good in between raw fish and rice.
akpd25:     i know
akpd25:     go to my site: www.hammieland.com
Chip8102:     *stomps on you again*
Chip8102:     that's my site!
akpd25:     no mine!
akpd25:     i own hammieland
akpd25:     no copyright!
Chip8102:     oh, hi!
Chip8102:     I just love your site!
Chip8102:     it's sooo cute!
akpd25:     thank u
akpd25:     wuts ur site
akpd25:     wuts ur name
Chip8102:     my site is hammieland.com
akpd25:     no way!
Chip8102:     my name is Chip.
akpd25:     we co host the same site!
akpd25:     my name is .............
Chip8102:     no we don't. you said you own hammieland.
Chip8102:     you own hammieland, right?
akpd25:     but if u own it and i own it we must be co partners in oil!
Chip8102:     hammieland is not the same site as hammieland!
Chip8102:     hammieland is different than hammieland.
akpd25:     ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
akpd25:     cool dude
akpd25:     guess my name
Chip8102:     you're a wannabe ashton kutcher! now, I have a question for you...
Chip8102:     why would you wanna be him?
akpd25:     he cool
Chip8102:     heh, not really.
akpd25:     hes cool!
akpd25:     guess wut u just got punk'd!
Chip8102:     *snort*
Chip8102:     I'm a moose
akpd25:     i luv HAMMIELAND
Chip8102:     me TOOO
Chip8102:     *drools*
Chip8102:     you can't have any moose drool
Chip8102:     you're not old enough.
akpd25:     in 21345
Chip8102:     *stamps on you*
akpd25:     i killed u i win!
Chip8102:     horses can't kill moose!
Chip8102:     I'm a very aggressive animal!
Chip8102:     *drool*
akpd25:     yes i stopped on you with my dagger
akpd25:     and [bleep]
Chip8102:     excuse you?
akpd25:     [BLEEP] THAT HOW WE SPELL U
akpd25:     j/k
Chip8102:     EXCUSE YOU?
akpd25:     crapy crapola
akpd25:     C-R-A-P-Y C-R-A-P-O-L-A!
Chip8102:     *drools*
Chip8102:     want some moose drool?
akpd25:     no!
akpd25:     want some horse crap?
Chip8102:     nope, I've got plenty of it at the stable.
Chip8102:     *drools*
Chip8102:     sheesh, I have a real big drooling problem, don't I?
akpd25:     no
Chip8102:     yeah I do! *stomps*
Chip8102:     shrimps.
Chip8102:     shrimps.
Chip8102:     shrimps.
Chip8102:     $1.79
akpd25:     peace out
Chip8102:     *drools*
akpd25:     [bleep] wad
Chip8102:     have you ever been to a block party?
akpd25:     in new york
akpd25:     bye chip
Chip8102:     wanna come to mine?
akpd25:     um sure
Chip8102:     here's how it works...
akpd25:     ok.....
Chip8102:     I block you, and you block me, both at the same time! ready? one...two...THREE!

*blocked*
He also warned me up to 35% but that has no affect on me since I use AOL. *points and laughs*

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