Boy, Girl, or Flamingo? I Don't Care, Just Love Me!

Coco3692:     hi are you a boy
Chip8102:    um
Chip8102:     yeah
Coco3692:     ok
Coco3692:     me girl
Coco3692:     ok
Coco3692:     are you there
Chip8102:     yeah.
Chip8102:     are you there?
Coco3692:     ok
Chip8102:     how many?
Coco3692:     a/s/l
Chip8102:     90/f/nc
Chip8102:     you?
Coco3692:     g2g you are a girl
Chip8102:     no
Chip8102:     why do you say that?
Coco3692:     you said f
Coco3692:     for famle
Chip8102:     I said f for flamingo.
Coco3692:     oh
Chip8102:     sorry, I was confused. I thought s meant species
Coco3692:     sorry are vyou mad
Chip8102:     I'm a flamingo
Chip8102:     yeah.
Coco3692:     what
Chip8102:     what?
Chip8102:     what is?
Coco3692:     do you like me
Chip8102:     do I know you?
Coco3692:     do you
Coco3692:     yes or no
Chip8102:     I love you.
Coco3692:     you do
Chip8102:     do what?
Coco3692:     yuo love me
Chip8102:     you love me?
Chip8102:     aww, that's sweet, but I don't know you.
Coco3692:     yes
Chip8102:     and I'm a girl.
Chip8102:     no, I'm a flamingo
Coco3692:     are you a boy
Chip8102:     how many buses?
Coco3692:     what do you mean
Chip8102:     what?
Chip8102:     GIRAFFE!
Coco3692:     g2g
Chip8102:     bye
Coco3692:     no
Chip8102:     what?
Coco3692:     are you a boy
Chip8102:     yeah.
Coco3692:     no liar
Coco3692:     i looked in yiur porfile
Chip8102:     what about my profile?
Coco3692:     you ar agirl
Chip8102:     yeah
Coco3692:     do you love me
Chip8102:     I don't know you.
Chip8102:     yeah I love you
Coco3692:     yes
Chip8102:     we're both girls.
Chip8102:     eew
Chip8102:     I'm a guy
Chip8102:     flamingo!
Chip8102:     *squak*
Coco3692:     no me boy
Coco3692:     flamingo!
Chip8102:     english speak me I no
Chip8102:     away go I talk you not
Coco3692:     bitch
Chip8102:     lol
Coco3692:     i know
Chip8102:     there's nothing wrong with being a mad female dog, you know
Chip8102:     dogs have feelings too
Chip8102:     no need to insult them
Coco3692:     ok do it
Chip8102:     do what?
Coco3692:     insult them
Chip8102:     insult dogs?
Chip8102:     me?
Chip8102:     why would I do that?
Chip8102:     ok, byebye!
Coco3692:     no
Chip8102:     what now?
Coco3692:     stay
Chip8102:     ook!
Coco3692:     stay
Chip8102:     why?
Coco3692:     sorry
Chip8102:     my dog (who happens to be female) is very insulted
Chip8102:     why don't you apologize to HER, not me.
Coco3692:     sorry ok for what i said ok be m y
Chip8102:     be what?
Coco3692:     do you want to be on my mbuddy list
Chip8102:     um, not really.
Chip8102:     I don't like mean people.
Chip8102:     It must've taken a lot of self-confidence to call someone you don't even know a bad name.
Coco3692:     i am sorry ok
Chip8102:     how do you feel about yourself?
Coco3692:     sad
Chip8102:     *sigh*
Chip8102:     just make sure you know who you're talking to next time.
Coco3692:     ok

aww, poor girl! but it's her own fault for being so gullable!

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