200 Questions

1. What brand of toothpaste? crest
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? seperate, those 2-in-1 things don't work
3. What Brands? garnier fructis
4. What flavor dental floss? uhhmm...regular?
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? i leave them alone
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? wad. who has the time to fold toilet paper before they wipe?
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? can't say I do...
8. Favorite color? green, white, blue
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? nothing
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? 'naners
11. Lefty or righty? right-handed donkey.
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? empty
13. Bleh or blah? blah
14. What do you like about yourself? everything. i'm a conceded bitch, don't you know?
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? sure
16. Do you sing in the shower? no.. it seems like something I would do, but oddly enough I don't.
17. Do you talk to your pet? OF COURSE!!! what type of selfish fool doesn't?
18. Do you talk to yourself? everyone does sometimes.
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? *throws up* no...
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? no, am I supposed to?
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? no, only loners do that...
22. Do you have 11 toes? no, I have 12
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? i don't use pick-up lines.
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? yes
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? yes
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? both sort of scare me...
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? Oh yeah XD
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? Would I recite poetry at all? NO.
29. What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word Doppelganger? tacos.
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? nope
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? yes.
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? yeah
33. How do you take mascara off? wash it off...what other way is there?
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? er..no
35. Do you like mushrooms? YES!
36. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? yeh!
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? yuck :P
38. M&MS or Skittles? neither
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yes
40. What is 1+1? 4 =)
41. What is your favorite holiday? christmas
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman? uhhhh, donuts!
43. How old are you? 17
44. How old do you WANT to be? no idea
45. Where do you want to live? laguna beach
46. Where do you want to go? london
47. Who do you want to meet? johnny depp, kate moss, and others
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? no
49. Does pine-sol smell good? no, but windex does! kidding..
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? 4 cheese from whole foods
51. Do you like toast? YES
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? sometimes
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? No =(
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yep
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? in the x-rays, yeah.
56. Clear or colored? what now?
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? there aren't flavors! what type of dentist do you people go to?
58. Where is your hand right NOW? on the KEYBOARD
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? ear
60. Okay or O'tay? ok
61. French poodle or french kiss? french toast
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? do you have eyes?
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? 2 x 4
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? yes...I think so...
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? Yep
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? probably something like that.
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? does that even exist? if so, WHY?
69. What do you think of Smurfette? such a hottie
70. What is your favorite book? black beauty, the great gatsby...
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? hot, oh so hot
72. Salmon or Cod? salmon
73. Crab or Lobster? lobster
74. What sounds better: up or down? down
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? on the MOUSE omg
77. Describe the best day of your life. something along the lines of SF, shopping, buying a ton of clothes, dim sum, and sushi.
78. Broom or mop? swiffer
79. What is your favorite word? char
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. so this really isn't 200 questions...
81. What is your full name? Chip
82. What do you wish your name was? Hamish o_O
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. whoa..
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? I've heard some pretty wierd FIRST names....don't get me started on middle names...
85. Are your feet the same size? uuuuuuuhhhhhhh *drools*
86. Cassettes or CDs? iTunes
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? fortunately no...
88. What are your Christmas traditions? open presents. use presents. return presents we dont like.
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? rip it and find out I ripped the whole thing.
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? there's 110 more. idiot, gosh!
91. Do you like onions? yes
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? The Kazoos
93. Have you ever worn a dress? yes
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? yeah, i have more than 2 brain cells thankyouverymuch
95. Frogs or toads? frogs
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11am? no, that's so dumb...
97. 8 or 3? 8
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? about 2 seconds
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? wait what?
100. You made it. Do you love me now?i've made it...halfway!
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? eew no! i ate ants though...
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? for all those people to get out of my house so I could go to sleep
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? yeah, sad if you don't
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? no, I hate football. thats right. hate it.
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? no
106. If not, what? i dont know
107. What about your daughter? i dont know
108. Do you read tabloids? i read Us Weekly
109. Describe your most embarrassing moment. classified
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? thats naughty
111. Do you like cotton candy? rarely
112. Do you suffer from cramps? sometimes
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? sometimes
114. Favorite food? sushi
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? go shopping
116. Ribbed or plain? both
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? skittles?
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? pumpkin pie
119. Pepsi or Coke? water
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? strawberry
121. Favorite movie? the lion king, office space, and others
122. Favorite Actor? johnny depp
123. Favorite Actress? kiera knightly
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? cheerios
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? wtf
126. Do you shave your legs? yarrr
127. Midnight or mid-day? midnight
128. Hope or Billy? who?
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? q-tip
130. Dry or lubricated? riiiight...
131. Fast or slow? what now?
132. Hard or soft? WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? whichev
134. Spoon or fork? fork, except for macaroni and cheese because then it's spoon.
135. Are you crying right now? yes
136. Fling or flick? tough choice...I guess flick
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? ...a finger...
138. Look to your left, what do you see? a window and a wall
139. Look to your right, what do you see? a window and a wall
140. Who is at your house right now? some random people from off the street with cardboard signs that say "will work for food"
141. Are your legs crossed right now? yep
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? i don't have enough energy to stand, let alone do twirls
143. Favorite song? a few..
144. Boxers or briefs? both
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? god neither
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? doublemint
147. Do you like to fish? no, but I like to eat fish
148. Is your grandpa cool? sure
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? sometimes
150. Do you snore? i dont know
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. i can't breathe
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." i am a girl
153. Does it taste good? heck yes
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? a sponge? that's so sad...
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? ew no.
156. What is your favorite comic? baby blues
157. Acting class or class act? neither
158. Upside-down or downside-up? upside-down
159. What's up? the ceiling
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? a growling tiger, duh
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? annoyingness
162. Blondes or brunettes? brunettes
163. Push or pull? pull
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? uhh...i don't read the door
165. Do you even read those door things? nooope
166. Do spiders scare you? YES!
167. What does? spiders, bugs, sharks, fire, teachers, awkward silences, not being able to find anyone I know in a time of chaos, failure
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? i can't say i did
169. What was your first word? a word...
170. What was your first phrase? a phrase...
171. What can you not pronounce? sparingly
172. Did you know my phone just rang? don't care?
173. Is your phone ringing? umm...no....
174. What's your phone number? 9-1-1
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? ew!
176. Are you in drag right now? YOU ARE?
177. WalMart or Kmart? neither. they're both scams. scams i tell you! scams!
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? jimmit
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? like 2
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? i say anything is a real push-up, as long as your gym teacher isnt looking
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? *5 hours later* yes, i'm exhausted, thanks for caring
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? no, i have a unicycle with 2 wheels
183. Are they flat? uhhh
184. Can you do a hand-stand? no
185. Front or back? o_O
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? you suck
187. Are you on fire right now? ahhh
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you eating it? statistics are a facade
189. Sprite or 7-up? water
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? water
191. Bambi or Thumper? bambi
192. Do you think Flower is hot? sure do
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? I'm on my way now...
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? maybe for $500 i would
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? i can believe it
196. Can you count how many questions are left? no
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? how'd you guess?
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? chocolate chips
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? 17
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? like 30?

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